Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

pinch runner

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.

i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.

my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.

by jakethsnk September 13, 2011

pinch a tater

1). to take a dump

Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.

by madzbenz June 23, 2018

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

pinch the pee pee

v.

To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.

My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

Pinch n roll

A drug buying term, similar to "cop n roll" which you hear all the time on the streets if you've ever bought street drugs. It means grab your sh-t from out of my hand and keep it moving. Everyone here is apparently too innocent to know this b/c everyone thinks it has something to do with their butt sack and their nut crack.

Got them whites & blues, 10 or 100 for a bundle, whatchoo need, pinch n roll homie

by HarshTruths May 31, 2022