Philemon

A word used to describe a man with a huge ass

"He's such a philemon, that I can fill him up with all the crude oil in the world"

by fick off April 18, 2018

Phlempathy

Sharing and or understanding someones suffering due to an abundance of phlem

If you heard Libby's cough and saw the shit she's been spitting up you would have alot of phlempathy for her too.

Libby and Tracy were at home chatting. Tracy says, "I cant stop hacking up this nasty green shit" Libby replies, "GROSS"!! "Go cough that shit up somewhere else its making me sick" Tracy quickly replies, "Fuck off, you have no phlempathy for me you chode smuggler!"

by slangbangyourmom January 15, 2011

Phleminist

Someone who is pro phlegm and doesn't believe in a clear oesophagus.

"Stop spitting!"
"God, you're such a phleminist."

by GastonThickNeck February 1, 2013

phemoric

when you feel exceptionally girly and happy, especially if it's because you're wearing a skirt or a pink shirt, etc.

from the sounds of 'female' and 'euphoric' blended together

aka: femoric

A: I feel so happy today! It must be because I'm wearing a skirt!

B: You are feeling phemoric then!

by Bemi June 25, 2005

Phlefplugh

(Pronounced Fleffplug)

Fluff from one's underwear wrapped tightly around your arsehole hair. Very painful.

After playing football my phlefplugh was so severe that I had to shave my arse crack.

by :::Oscar::: July 22, 2008

phlimf

Phlimf is often mistaken for Flimph.
However, Phlimf can be put into any context, it does not have a definate meaning.

1 - Tom is such a phlimf.

2 - Phlimf maoam

3 - Plimfity phlimf phlimf

4 - Person 1 - "You got an A! Well done! xD"
Person 2 - "Phlimf! xD"

etc etc

by Becca & Venice December 25, 2007

Phlegucus

Phlegm and mucus. You get phlegucus when you either have Strep Throat, A cold, or a Sinus Infection. Usually comes out in thick, acidic chunks when one coughs.

"Dude, My throat hurt really bad!"

"Really? Did you have some phlegucus stuck in it?"

by Lizzie01832 June 7, 2009