Peruvian Pancake 

When a man is having sex and ejaculates on his partner stomach. The person with the ejaculate on his/ her belly goes outside and lays in the sun for 10-15 minutes to let the semen dry. Once dry, the ejaculate is peeled off and eaten. The dry semen is the peruvian pancake.

A: "dude i just had a peruvian pancake!!!"
B: "awesome dude!!!! How was it?"
A: "it was amazing!!! my bitch cooked it to perfection, and of course the ingredients were grade A!!!"

Peruvian Pancake by MisturBigg February 27, 2011

peruvian ass plunge 

when two girls and a guy are participating in a sexual act. the guy shits in one girls ass-hole. then the other girl lies underneath her and gets the shits spewed into her face, chest, etc.

"i was with a couple of dirty girls last night and deciding to give em the old peruvian ass plunge. it was gross"

peruvian ass plunge by moldy mayo January 11, 2009

Peruvian Butt Music

1. A term used to describe shitty music that cannot fit into a genre.
2. Invented by the greats, Beavis and Butthead.

Johnny Commando: I heard this new song by ______, it was total peruvian butt music.

Hans Lickenbush: Thats weird dude.

Peruvian Butt Music by Anastasia Beverhausen October 9, 2005

Peruvian buckles 

Ornamental and fucntional fastners for shoes, pants, jackets, car doors, and, sometimes, books on shadow boxing. Built by descendents of the Cat people of Peru, these buckles are often built out of rubies, silver, or from spaceship wreckage. In addition to this, some of the buckles can sell for well over $35.

These Peruvian buckles are rare and magical.

Peruvian buckles by Ballhog or Tugboat? October 28, 2005

Peruvian Bow Tie

Similar to the Peruvian Necktie, made famous by MMA style fighting, the Peruvian Bow Tie is performed in a more intimate setting. One person lays flat on their back while the other person (preferably wearing no articles of clothing on their lower body) kneels overtop of them, facing away, with a leg on either side of their body. The kneeling participant positions themselves directly overtop the neck of their partner, then lowers their hips and begins to squeeze the neck of their partner using their thighs and genitals, effectively cutting off airflow and giving a choking sensation.

Last night, my gf and I were 69ing when she sat up and started giving me a Peruvian Bow Tie.

Peruvian Bow Tie by Margocks November 16, 2013

peruvian spyglass 

When you insert a hamster into your partners anus and then screw them until they bleed

Would you peruvian spyglass me tonight?

peruvian spyglass by Dr. Apolis January 17, 2017

peruvian nipple twister 

A peruvian nipple twister is when your fucking a chick doggy you grab her nipples from over her shoulders and pull them over her head while you twist

So i was fucking this freaky chick and she asked me to give her a peruvian nipple twister

peruvian nipple twister by Pptouch September 24, 2017