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STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!
by weave March 26, 2003
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Yotam Perel

The creator of the nameless series and many other flash animations on popular websites such as youtube, albinoblacksheep, and newgrounds
guy 1: who's Yotam Perel?
guy 2: THE CREATOR OF NAMELESS!
guy 1: stfu! really?
*HIGH FIVE!*
by mmm3 November 16, 2009
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porcelain paint

The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.

The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!

After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
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porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 January 3, 2009
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Pierceland

Pierceland is a small village in north west Saskatchewan. It is 20 minutes away from Cold Lake, Alberta, an equally grubby city. If you like easy girls and assholes, you will love Pierceland. The guys have small dicks and try to compensate by driving big pickup trucks. They act like assholes so people won't suspect that in all actuality they are actually raging pussies. They can only think with their dicks because their too tight wranglers cut off the circulation of blood to their brains. Activities frequented by the locals include hunting, fishing, quadding, hockey, ski dooing, and binge drinking.
Person 1: I was with some guy last night and he had the tiniest dick I have ever seen!!

Person 2: Wow, he must have been from Pierceland!
by coldlakegirl97 September 4, 2010
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porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.
I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...
by Blair Y. January 19, 2006
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three percenters

In 2009, a former member of a radical left student organization from the 1960s (i.e., the SDS) repackaged communist vanguardism into a patriot vanguardism designed to appeal to the far-right ideology of the American militia movement. Instead of building class consciousness, these III Percenters would challenge the growing power of the federal government, and build a consciousness that the federal government needs to return to a more limited form (e.g., the original Constitution). Like radical movements during the counter-cultural 1960s, III Percenters choose direct action to forward their agenda, typically by showing up carrying firearms in situations where police authorities are in conflict with local residents.

The origins of 3% are not clear. Colonists fighting in the American Revolutions were less than 1% of the population, just as less than 1% of the population are veterans today. Support for the American Revoltution was somewhere between 40-45%. Since the 1950s, outlaw biker gangs have claimed they are "one percenters" and "five percenters" are an offshoot of the black nationalist Nation of Islam. It seems likely that 3% simply splits the difference, and linking it to the American Revolution makes it unnecessary to talk about the communist history of vanguardism and where these repackaged ideas came from.
"When the three percenters showed up, things escalated quickly."
by cafebedouin April 21, 2016
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