A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.
FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 01, 2010
Penile Pneumonia – A rare case of chronic pain of the male private region brought on by excessive exposure to cold air (i.e. Winter winds, air conditioning or prolonged exposure to a refrigerator's freezer.) Typically experienced after a duration of time spent pants-less.
Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.
by Lilmama0411 September 07, 2011
by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005
Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.
by Probel Chuvak May 04, 2018
to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.
Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003
The act of thrusting a fist back and forth in one's penis hole.
Used as an exaggerated expression to mean total dominance, "ownage/rape" over another person or group of people.
Used as an exaggerated expression to mean total dominance, "ownage/rape" over another person or group of people.
I just gave that noob the biggest penile fisting of his life!
BITCHH!!! u just got penile fisted!!
ooooohhhhh babbyyyy fist me in the penis plzzzz!
BITCHH!!! u just got penile fisted!!
ooooohhhhh babbyyyy fist me in the penis plzzzz!
by crazedcarnivore March 23, 2011
by b--low July 25, 2006