Penile Pneumonia

Penile Pneumonia – A rare case of chronic pain of the male private region brought on by excessive exposure to cold air (i.e. Winter winds, air conditioning or prolonged exposure to a refrigerator's freezer.) Typically experienced after a duration of time spent pants-less.

Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.

by Lilmama0411 September 8, 2011

Penile entanglement

When your penis get tangled in itself and well yeah you don’t want penile entanglement

Dude I heard Chases dad has penile entanglement.

by Mrfartface February 5, 2020

penile exposure

Indesent Exposure Of The Penile Organ.

Jim left his fly down, which caused for penile exposure at the buiness meeting.

by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

penile intubation

the art of a female in the medical field giving a deep-throated blowjob

a deep throat blowjob similar to intubating.
my girl loves penile intubation.

by b--low September 7, 2008

Penile Fisting

The act of thrusting a fist back and forth in one's penis hole.
Used as an exaggerated expression to mean total dominance, "ownage/rape" over another person or group of people.

I just gave that noob the biggest penile fisting of his life!

BITCHH!!! u just got penile fisted!!

ooooohhhhh babbyyyy fist me in the penis plzzzz!

by crazedcarnivore April 7, 2011