Gentlemans pause

When a gentleman has completed anal coitus and proceeds to wipe his cock off with the nearest cloth before receiving oral.

After destroying the ladies asshole he took a gentlemans pause before devastating her throat.

Gentlemans pause by MLAJ December 3, 2016

zoom pause

The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.

Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.

Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
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......
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Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause

zoom pause by HazMatt2020 December 11, 2020

Soap opera pause 

The ridiculous pause for dramatic affect after some ground breaking event happens during a soap opera. Most of the time it turns out to be nothing special, just a way to cut to the next storyline. This becomes increasingly annoying when people in the real world are using it. Like when they tell a story, especially when they are a bad storyteller.

" Oh boy. Mary has trapped another victim. She's telling that stupid story where the guy runs into her and she drops her milkshake. "

" I know! I've must have heard it 10 times already this week!"

"Yeah, but the worst part is the soap opera pause she always throws in when she reaches the part about the lid falling off right before her slipping. Like we are supposed to gasp in amazement. As if anything else could have happened and we should be surprised it went down that way. ARGH!"

Soap opera pause by stinkychef August 26, 2013

front door pause 

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

front door pause by Colin 100 November 2, 2013

men-o-pause 

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause

man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"

men-o-pause by fathead431 November 3, 2009

Pandora Pause 

Pandora.com stops the party every once in a while when you don't give it attention while listening.

Pandora wanted me to rate songs but I was too busy dancing so when the Pandora Pause came on I spilled my milkshake all over Sandy.

I was getting busy with Cindy and all of the sudden the Pandora Pause came out of nowhere and wrecked my mojo.

Pandora Pause by QR134 July 8, 2009

Smile Pause 

When having a phone conversation, the person on the other line stops talking and you can clearly tell that they are smiling. Usually preceded by a compliment or joke.

I was talking to this girl last night and I told her how amazing and cute she was; I was stoked to hear she gave me a smile pause.

Smile Pause by YourDork March 23, 2009