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vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”
I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.
by Observative December 19, 2020
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Testicle parasite

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011
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Parasite

Trump is a fucking parasite
by Djcj101 July 20, 2019
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emotionally abuive child preying swine that were determined to be used as trauma healing center flesh for Danial The desTRY3D

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Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.
Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!
by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023
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Parasite

A significant other that suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder and/or drug addiction.
Person A) How's (Insert name)?
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.
by Dong Wan January 7, 2022
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Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023
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