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pussy parasite

That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy
J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite
by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 April 14, 2016
mugGet the pussy parasitemug.

Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
mugGet the Parasitic Tenhead Vampiremug.
emotionally abuive child preying swine that were determined to be used as trauma healing center flesh for Danial The desTRY3D

VSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is aiSweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai
Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is ai
mugGet the Sweage o.0 or The Roaches, or The Parasites Or the host idk sry ai is aimug.

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023
mugGet the Parasitic acidmug.

Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.
Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!
by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023
mugGet the Parasitemug.

Parasite

A significant other that suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder and/or drug addiction.
Person A) How's (Insert name)?
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.
by Dong Wan January 7, 2022
mugGet the Parasitemug.

Parasite Paste

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
by MikeAD March 23, 2024
mugGet the Parasite Pastemug.

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