Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 22, 2023
J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite
by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 January 03, 2016
Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
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