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feisty panda

when a woman is performing fellatio she sucks the tip as if "chewing on bamboo" and as you ejaculate you punch her in both her eyes. leaving her a feisty panda.
"dude i cant believe you turned that girl into a feisty panda"
Sean just made a girl into a feisty panda
by Dr Hosslehoff November 15, 2012
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urban panda

a wanna-be hip-hop Chinese boy, usually residing in Beijing. An urban panda spends his evenings hanging out at bars and clubs that serve cheap drinks (often made with fake alcohol) trolling for drunk foreign girls and quietly hating other boys doing the same thing. Although he has a sweet, benign demeanor, if anything goes down, he will throw bottles at, pour beers on, and flick cigarette butts towards the fighting crowd from the safety of the DJ booth. Distinguishing features may include tattoos, earrings, knit hat, puffy jacket, and baggy jeans; he may also have unexplainable scars. The urban panda is excellent in bed: lots of endurance, creativity, flexibility, and willingness to please.
The club was full of urban pandas drinking shots.

Girl: Damn, that urban panda is sweating me.
Friend: Girl, he sweats everyone.
by kaybee7 December 1, 2010
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panda point

For each month that you abstain from having sex, you receive one panda point.
by Pool Bear April 12, 2011
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Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
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pandabearguy

the majestic beast who bears witness to countless acts of savagery in the manliest game ever (Starcraft).

he has endured many a spider mine to the face, and suffered the scorn of frequent psi storms.
the pandabearguy knows; he sees the dropship.
by dobbersp May 6, 2009
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Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is
Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"
by JesusLovesMe131 April 4, 2009
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Panda in the Grotto

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.
Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!
by B-West February 4, 2008
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