A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
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Get the We Are Orphans mug.A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
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Man, I'm a sugar baby out here with no sugar mama to be found, I'm just a sad, lonely sugar orphan, trying to get by in this world.
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Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
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