Order of the Moosejaw

A fraternal brotherhood founded in Washington, DC in 2005, named in honor of the founding principles of the fathers of Saskatchewan. Most honored be Their names that They shall not be named.

"Hey, what do you believe when it comes to politics?"

"It's hard to explain. I'm a member of the Order of the Moosejaw."

by trevdog227 June 13, 2008

restraining order

just another way of saying I love you

Please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like "cease and desist" and "restraining order" that there's really no need.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

Order of the Stick

Created by Rich Burlew, OotS is one of the most awesome kickass webcomics in the world. Drawn as stick figures, OotS is a group of six adventurers: Their leader Roy Grenhilt (fighter), Haley Starshine (rogue), Durkon Thundershield (dwarven cleric), Belkar Bitterleaf (halfling ranger), Elan (bard) and Vaarsuvius (elven wizard).

"I'm a sexy, shoeless GOD OF WAR!!"
-Belkar Bitterleaf (Order of the Stick)

by brujahonly August 6, 2009

Pre-order

To order something before you want it, as distinct from after you want it.

(cf. "pre-prepare")

"Pre-order your Christmas turkey now. Don't wait until Boxing Day."

by Urban-Joe November 23, 2012

Order 69

When out of nowhere when having sex you get betrayed and 5 people hold you down and fuck you till you pass out

One day I I was trying to have a little bit of fun then order 69 was put in order and I got blasted

by shovel breaker October 26, 2017

Law & Order

The names for the right and left legs of the very furry, Martial Arts Expert, and all around bad ass Chuck Norris

Man, Chuck just laid me out with Law, then finished me off with a roundhouse kick from Order. I got pwned by Law & Order

by Blatzkrieg December 28, 2005

Mont Order

The Mont Order (also "Mont" or "The Order") is the oldest organization in the world. Founded at least 4000 years ago by an unknown group of scribes, the Mont Order was one of many nameless ancient cults. Believing in "refinement by conflict", the Order claimed responsibility for causing seemingly natural disasters, natural deaths, and plagues while believing it is doing God's will. Stories about the Order are similar to the Illuminati but it is even older and more powerful. Most evidence of the Mont Order comes from a badly translated journal called the "Work of Mont". This book and most reports about the Mont Order show its followers being present during violent historical and even mythical events. One account instead shows the Mont Order as an order of medieval knights in France, who became heretics and were disbanded in modern times.

"The Mont Order sees itself as responsible for the course of history." (Jamie Goodwin, Conscious Life News)
"the symbolism of Mont is parallel to the symbolism of religious pluralism, in which all religious traditions are understood as a starburst of paths to the same divine truth" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"I encourage others not to fear the Order or describe it as a mystery" (L'Ordre, Dissident Voice)
"Since its earliest exposure to the public in modern media in 2013, the Mont Order has taken an increasingly more visible form" (Arnold Isen, Unexplained Mysteries)

by LionHeartLeo June 22, 2016