optune

Most perfect opportunity

“I can’t even unironically come up with a way to use this word in the optune moment…”

by Evil Eye October 20, 2023

Obtuse

A respectable way to call someone fat.

Jimmy: How are you so obtuse?
Timmy: It all started when my mother told me to be more like my sister...

by thefu£#%* October 21, 2023

obtuse factor

obese faggot

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023

Obtuse factor

a factor in math thats very obtuse

isa: oh wow that girl that is horizontally challenged looks like she could solve an obtuse factor equation
vivi: oh wow yes shes very obtuse factor

by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023

optisexual

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.

by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024

optisexual

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.

by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024

optisexual

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize and maximize their rights, benefits, or privileges for any and all circumstances. An optisexual person's gender, sexual preference and/or biological sex can also be held in a superposition of cases to maximize rights, benefits or proviledges accross combinations of circumstances simultaneously.

Sarah, as an optisexual individual, navigates societal expectations with ease, dynamically adjusting her gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex to optimize and maximize her rights, privileges, and benefits in various situations, showcasing a unique and fluid approach to personal identity.

by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024