Most of us are oompa loompa's 💀
jenny: "omg JEssICa I juST discOvEred im An ooMpa looMPaaaaaaa~~~~"
jessica:"yes we are all oompa loompas jenny"
jenny: "well except for teo"
jessica:"yes we are all oompa loompas jenny"
jenny: "well except for teo"
by Daniiskul January 14, 2022
Get the oompa loompamug. Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.
In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.
You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!
by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022
Get the Oompa Loompasmug. A person who decided to spray themselves with cum to be worthy of willy wonkas dick. To get the best flavour of willy wonka bars they fill up tgeir asses with cum from the man himself the one that abuses them till they listen willy wonka and shit in eachothers mouth an empty out the cum in their mouth abd mix
by My_balls_hurt November 11, 2021
Get the Oompa loompamug. Former hobbits sold into slavery to the sadistic chocolate tycoon Willie Wonka. Painted orange with their hair dyed green to break what little spirit they have left through humiliation they are forced to make chocolate and candy with their only reward being coca beans in which they immediately use to manufacture cocaine to feed their drug addiction. Their lowest point is during a tour of the chocolate factory enacted by Willy Wonka to satisfy his creepy Michael Jacksonesq love for underage children is angered by the kids chanting 'WE HAVE THE GOLDEN TICKET! WILLY WONKA HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN STICK IT!' Plans on killing the children. They enact in this plot by leading the children through the chocolate factory allowing the children to kill themselves by their own devices leaving Willy Wonka free from being charged with murder.
The Oompa Loompas are known to sing sadistic and disturbing songs while carrying out Wonkas evil deeds. Oompa Loompa doopity doo. We Oompa Loompas are going to sodimize you!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Oompa Loompamug. by Oofergang202 October 11, 2018
Get the Oompa loompamug. by AmberLastname June 8, 2016
Get the Oompa Loompamug. Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.
by Avery Doddles March 23, 2022
Get the The Tallest Oompa Loompamug.