by scootz November 29, 2005

Cocaine glasses are mirrored sunglasses with zero or near zero tint. Most often they come in aviator frames, though there are many variations.
by Medicated Shaman December 6, 2016

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

A pair of glasses that look like those worn by Ira Glass, host of This American Life, characterized by prominent black frames. A favorite of the literati and intellectuals since the 1960s.
The 3D glasses that are being given out by Real D at Beowulf screenings look like oversized ira glasses (actually, like ira sun-glasses).
by Yapplebee November 26, 2007

A blunt and useless tool.
Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
by MortalWombat April 28, 2010

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.
by GTG Crew March 6, 2008

by aspirin June 14, 2004
