-Noun
1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
by knowsthnings July 19, 2011
Where big breasted women flock as if they were the salmon of capistrano. Where the beer flows like wine. Where the parties go on to the early hours of the morning. Ludacris said it best with, "201 so much green, so much fun."
by e.h. October 19, 2005
Located about 25 minutes(15 if you're speeding) from Times Square NYC. Possibly the most diverse county in New Jersey. With cities such as Newark, and Irvington(both canidates for the Shittiest City In America Award)and affluent suburbs such as the Caldwells(Home of the Sopranos) it truly is a diverse county. Nomatter where you are in Essex County, the "Jersey Spirit" is heard loud and clear. If you are looking for a stereotypical New Jerseyer, this is without a doubt the county to do it in. Essex County also seams to have marked their turf on the Jersey shore slum/town of Seaside Heights, and practically makes up 100% of its population a few times a year. Probably is home to some of the best food/pizza and restaurants in the entire northeast, second to that of NYC. Essex county is also the largest Italian populated county in the United States, hence it is where the term Guidos began in the late 60/70's when Italian-American men came together and formed New Jersey Organized Crime. The term was used by non-italians to decribe and denounce individuals who identified themselves as non-workers at labor/work sites by dressing extraordinarily nice. Essex County. Not the nicest place to vacation, but not too bad s place to come from.
Guido #1: Yo, where you goin for "Mem. Day" weekend, bro?
Guido #2: Bro, We got a place in Seaside its gonna be poppin! All of essex county is gonna be there!
Guido #2: Bro, We got a place in Seaside its gonna be poppin! All of essex county is gonna be there!
by Krone May 25, 2006
by tradesman August 12, 2003
by kate the great September 30, 2005
A male or female who is exceptionally attractive and is probably one of the cutest people in their area.
Girl 1: Have you seen Clay today? His outfit is amazing!!!
Girl 2: Yes he is a certified county beauty
Girl 2: Yes he is a certified county beauty
by StickItIn69 November 10, 2020
This is where brothers and sister have sex. This town is full of dirty people and drugheads. Steroids have been used for sports and the players are dirty people
Hey sir where you from?
Pierce. Here's my cousin sister now.
Hey sir this sexy man sure is a hunk huh?
That's your brother you nasty cracker . Typical pierce county
Pierce. Here's my cousin sister now.
Hey sir this sexy man sure is a hunk huh?
That's your brother you nasty cracker . Typical pierce county
by Jebron Stains October 10, 2017