Mass consumption of alcohol/drugs. Going past the point of no return and coming back only to return again.
You might have been one one if:
Its 9am and you are lying naked in bed next to a 300 lb. Miami, who you have never met before, with a peculiar taste in your mouth.
You wake up in the drunk tank and you have been told you’re being booked for defecting on top of car in a shopping center parking lot in broad day light.
You might have been one one if:
Its 9am and you are lying naked in bed next to a 300 lb. Miami, who you have never met before, with a peculiar taste in your mouth.
You wake up in the drunk tank and you have been told you’re being booked for defecting on top of car in a shopping center parking lot in broad day light.
by oneder April 30, 2005
The loneliest number that you'll ever do :D
One
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
by Oneisthelonelistnumber January 22, 2009
A mystical, quasi-religious figure, with powers formed by the collective belief that (s)he is The One.
by Random Guy #fhqwhgads June 19, 2003
by c_thunder March 12, 2003
by cornhole March 27, 2004
Part of 1337 speak. Used by jackasses who want to show that they didn't forget to push the shift key but are using 1 instead of ! just to piss people off.
by Nobody Important September 30, 2004
by Fresh Livin' May 05, 2015