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Objectfag

An Objectum individual who is obsessed with their object partner.
Jake: "Oh gee wiskers man Dave is always kissing his laptop, Lila."
Jane: "Yeah he sure is an Objectfag"
by lucyonion May 18, 2025
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Objectivism

Definition:
Objectivism (n.) — the philosophy which explicitly recognizes and consistently applies the primacy of existence in every branch of philosophical inquiry.

Etymology:
From "objective" (Latin objectivus, “considered in relation to an object,” from objectum, “that which is thrown before the mind”) + -ism (denoting a system or doctrine). Coined by Ayn Rand (1905–1982) to name her integrated philosophical system based on objective reality.
“Objectivism rejects all forms of mysticism and subjectivism by upholding reason as man’s only means of knowledge, a consequence of its fundamental premise: the primacy of existence.”
by Cynical Corgi November 9, 2025
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Laterally Objective Liberalism

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way
Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong
by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021
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subjectively objective

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact
Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.
by AerialSong May 23, 2022
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Maglione objective

A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.
Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence

“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”
by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022
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Polarized Objectivity

When you don't know what to write about in your executive summary and your third group member refuses to do anything so you just make some bullshit up to make it sound like you know what you are talking about.
The factor of speed has not been addressed yet in the article, as its importance is subjected to the user, rather than being something that has polarized objectivity.
by lipoicacid April 13, 2025
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Polarized Objectivity

When you don't know what to write about in your executive summary and your third group member refuses to do anything so you just make some bullshit up to make it sound like you know what you are talking about.
The factor of speed has not been addressed yet in the article, as its importance is subjected to the user, rather than being something that has polarized objectivity.
by lipoicacid April 13, 2025
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