The kind of man you want to own. He will always wear the shirts you give him. He is roughly 5'2 and he pulls it off so well. If you want to hug him, he will always embrace you with his beefy arms. Because he is so muscular and hunky. But Owen also has a sensitive side. He always wants to give you snuggles and butterfly kisses. His butterfly kisses make you feel like you're flying. Owen will always watch Dwegons and Leprechauns with you because it's his favorite movie. He will hold your hand when the scary man (Timmy) rides an ox.

Girl 1: can I date Owen? Hes so hot!
Girl 2: sure I don't own him... but I wish I did *blushes*

Owen by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022

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Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

Owen by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

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Owen

An Owen is one of the best people you can meet. They normally have dark hair and a cute but contagious smile. Owen is very caring and respectful to others(besides the occasional teasing) Owen is a really funny guy and can make anyone laugh and set a good vibe. Owen is always up for a challenge and has a(mostly) good mindset. Owens are perfect, if you were to ever loose one I'd feel really bad for you because your life pretty much is ruined by then. Owen is usually a little smarter then others around him but refuses to acknowledge it. Owen is also usually very attractive and amazing. You should find yourself an Owen, before it is too late!!

Person 1: "Oh my god, look it's Owen!!"

Person 2: "He is so hot, I need to get my own Owen"

Owen by Rainthehottestaliveomg July 11, 2023

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