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nun-shiv

Two shivs connected at the back or blunt side by either magnets, string, or chain resembling a pair of nun-chucks except with blades.
1.) Dammit Dave get the hell out of my office or your gunna get nun-shived!

2.) John: "Dang man Tim looks pissed."

Pete: "Yah stay away from him right now, or you might get shived. I seen that he keeped nun-shives in his office."
by Jceasle June 12, 2010
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nun busting

To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.
I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God
by Comero February 29, 2004
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smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006
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nun bite

When a man is having sex with a woman, and upon reaching the point when he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and prepares to facialize her, and instead aims solely in her hair so that it resembles a nun habit (a nun's hat) and then proceeds to bite her on the nose.
Megan: " Did you get any last night?"
Chelsea: "I got somethin..."
Megan: "What ha-happened?"
Chelsea: "Well it was going fine until Luke decided to come in my hair and bite me on the nose."
Megan: "you mean he gave you the nun bite? Man he outta his mind."
by DaASBhasrabies October 2, 2010
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nun shoes

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!

she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!

she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
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Drag Nun

A descriptive word referencing The Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence and its members. The Sisters are a 21st Century order of queer nuns who can be easily recognized by their characteristic, over-the-top, drag outfits and makeup (collectively called "habits"). The Sisters made their first appearance as a group of gay, male drag nuns in San Francisco, in 1979, but have since grown to include chapters in numerous countries around the world, as well as many of the individual United States. Additionally, its membership has grown to include male, female, trans, gay, straight, bi, and everyone in between. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence is a leading-edge Order of queer nuns. Since their first appearance in San Francisco on Easter Sunday, 1979, the Sisters have devoted themselves to community service, ministry and outreach to those on the edges, and to promoting human rights, respect for diversity and spiritual enlightenment. They believe all people have a right to express their unique joy and beauty, and they use humor and irreverent wit to expose the forces of bigotry, complacency and guilt that chain the human spirit.
Do you want to go to The Eagle with me this Sunday? The drag nuns are hosting a fundraiser for the AIDS Emergency Fund.
by Sister Dharma Gettin' October 17, 2020
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maq"nun

A very emotional type of person,cute,smart and intelligent don't really socialize with people.They mostly have brown eyes darkish brown hair and a very attractive smile and have an hidden agenda
That boy is a maq"nun
by Zik-willo January 1, 2021
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