Emma Blackery’s subscriber numbers

A joke made by Nerdcubed (Dan Hardcastle) that will live on in YouTube comment sections forever

I’m early I need a joke

Emma Blackery’s subscriber numbers

by I hate most humans January 18, 2018

by the numbers

Following an exact procedure while doing something.

Make sure everything goes by the numbers.

by UnfunnyBob August 28, 2018

in the numbers

a term used for expressing the distance to the finish line in road rash 64, usually starting around 750 feet or so...If you get bonked or k.o.ed or clubbed or crashed in the numbers, you're fucked.

FUCK!!! I got bonked by Big Jim and Bofus in the mother fucking numbers!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh in the numbers? That stinks.

by DoUbLe Oh's In your neighborhood June 11, 2006

numbers

A whole variety of slang phrases which urbandictionary.com does not have a separate section for.

Try scrolling looking through phrases that begin with numbers to find anything meaningful, it'll take a while.

by Tim M. December 28, 2005

Numbers

Things that define you.

Jane: Ugh! I hate how numbers define me!
Joe: For example?
Jane: Let's see... Weight, grades, money, years spent in prison, first degree murder charges, calories. NONE OF THIS IS ME!

by Gacha Nacho November 22, 2019

bernoulli numbers

A living nightmare for any civil engineering student

I have a test in statics, bernoulli numbers i hate that B. motherfucker..

by zekonja November 15, 2009

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010