comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect
I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.
by The Hoffster September 05, 2007
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Numb Nuts

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!
by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017
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Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.
Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts
by Hankcox November 05, 2019
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Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.
Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"
by Death_ray_dan May 10, 2014
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Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
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Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
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Numb nut

Used from coco melon a show for baby’s or autistic poepile meaning cute or looking like a snack
You numb nut get over here and let me eat you PUSSSY
by Mdervich June 12, 2022
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