none

number of bitches you have

you have none girlfriends :(

by I can see you jack September 1, 2022

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

None of us

Nobody, nobody who's here.

"None of us asked"

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 March 18, 2022

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

None of my business

YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.

Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

Know It None

a person who disguises themselves as being knowledgeable but is really an idiot

Tiffany talks a lot about my custody case but she’s a know it none.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023