Nonce

A term used to describe someone who keeps their chocolate stored in a refrigerator.

"Who keeps chocolate in the fridge? you're a nonce!"

by ThePenisLiquor October 06, 2019

Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner

Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

Nonce

A person (or persons) whom have attempted to secure a free car exhaust and threatened to use their large social media following to full effect, only to have this back fire and it be discovered that they partake in sexual relations with minors.

Dave Aspden.

That Dave Aspden is a right nonce.

by Dave Hebson December 04, 2019

Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 09, 2020

Nonce

A paedo

Jake's grandad is a nonce

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

Nonce

Slang word for pedophile often used by youths

Josh vicarage is a nonce he asked a yr 8 for nudes

by Nonce Hunter January 18, 2019

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by A living human? March 16, 2020