Nobody will see this 

If you see this you are a legend

Nobody will see this... Except you! You are truly a legend.. You searched it. Amazing.

AMOGUS

Nobody will see this by Truly a free man from prison March 22, 2021

Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice 

A saying that means there can’t be anyone knowing of all the dead bodies piled up if everybody is already dead.

Overpowered main character: kills the whole kingdom with a flick of his finger.
Princess he saved to fuck: nooo, our party members will know you killed their home!
Overpower main character: come to the tent tonight for we shall fuck good, and nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice...

Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice by CUMSE March 23, 2021

Nobody asked 

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.

Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP

Nobody asked by Among us is sus.com November 6, 2022

Nobody But Me 

No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no
Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do
Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do
Nobody can do (Philly) like I do
Well, don't you know
I'm gonna skate right through
Ain't nobody do it but me
Nobody but me
Yeah, I'm gonna spin, I do
Ain't nobody do it but me, babe
(Nobody but me)
Well, let me tell you nobody
Nobody but me
Let me tell you, nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody) nobody
(Nobody)

No-no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no
Nobody can do the (Shing-a-ling) like I do
Nobody can do the (Skate) like I do
Nobody can do (Boogaloo) like I do
Nobody can do (Philly) like I do
Ooh, yeah
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody

Nobody But Me

Nobody But Me by Death Menace April 14, 2023

Nobody'll 

Nobody will — Nobody'll

Nobody'll come to your party.

Nobody'll by What'slove July 10, 2018

Nobody asked 

Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

Nobody asked by Please pull out my ass hairs August 23, 2020

nobody cares go away 

Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".

Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away

nobody cares go away by TheBarbaricDiamond May 2, 2018