nosey nelly

A person who looks at every single fucking thing you do

boy 1: (texts his friends about whatever)
boy 2: (looks at your phone simultaneously out of nowhere)
boy 1: get tf out of here you nosey nelly

by Nosey Nelly December 14, 2022

Fair Maid Nelly

the maid that cicero talks about stabbing all the time

"when I next meet that fair maid nelly, I'Il
plunge my knife into her belly!"

by Realitykit January 15, 2022

dirty nelly

putting a t-shirt under a girl and fucking her in the ass because she is on her period.

Maria was on the rag so Tim got an old t-shirt of of his closet and dirty nelly'd her.

by Tim Conway April 1, 2009

not on your nelly

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.

Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'

by MsMatronic August 7, 2005

Nextly

For your information I inform you that nextly there will be an update on EN 10028 /2 /3; furthermore EN 10025 is now under revision and will include also EN 10113.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Nelly Furtado

A Canadian musical artist that started off, as many aspiring young female artists do, to make cheery and wholesome music that a wide audience will want to listen to. Then, she was seduced to the pop music world's dark side by DJ Jasper Gahunia, who left her knocked up and with a loss of identity.

In spite rumors of her getting engaged to another man in July 2007 to clean up her act, her reputation was forever tarnished by the incident as well as by her reduction to the performance of complete trash "music" featuring Timbaland.

Her song "Promiscuous" has since been parodied by numerous artists (such as Odd Austin and Every Ape) as "Ridiculous," which is what she became after performing that song.

Nelly Furtado: "Do I seem a dummkopf?"
Timbaland: "Yep."
Nelly Furtado: "I was afraid so..."

by ObscuredOne June 12, 2008

NetLice

A useless person on the internet who takes up valuable bandwidth and/or takes up a good spot in a chat room.

I cannot log into the room because of all the net lice scum!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003