NED

NED- Non-Educated Dummy.

Why is Ruby acting that way? She is acting that way because she is such a NED.

by R. Louise Cheshire Skywalker January 7, 2011

NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.

stay away from NED he is dangerous!!

by GERARK October 4, 2017

Ned

A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.

"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.

by yeetmeplease May 25, 2018

NEd

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted

NEd has a croissant sized penis.

by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon’

- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned

by Torrezno April 21, 2019

Ned

A cute tøp thaing

I love ned

by Btb223 August 11, 2019

NED

Ned is tall, nice and a cutie, he is also very smart. He is kind of a dad but will give you hugs.

Ned is a tall athletic guy but he also will steal your girl.
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!

by Garbagels November 18, 2019