Neds

Originated slang from a town in the north west of England called Southport (near Liverpool)

The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.
“Laddd! Have you seen the Neds on her!”

Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!”

“Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”
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A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him
Girl 1 "hey look it is a Ned"
Girl 2 "how do you know"
Girl 1 "just look at him"
by Anonymous18572 July 10, 2016
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not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.
"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
by down to party February 13, 2013
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A ned is a non educated delinquent usually based in glasgow but in the more recent years neds have spread more northern around Scotland to areas like dundee and stirling dundee has been completely overrun by neds but it is hard to find a town without them anywhere in central and southern Scotland rhey usually hang put with younger mambers of the public most common starting age is 13 and they go around in young teams they wear distinctive clothing usually a nike cap trakies tucked into their socks and an addidas hoodie they always make sure their cap doesnt match their hoodie but the trainers usually match the cap.
This is how to spot a ned they will say these phrases

Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
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Brock: you wanna go "herd"some sheep?
You: Neds bro neds
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Describes a person’s Genie or Clone that has good fashion sense or style
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Ned is the goatpig from 21Pilots music video "Chlorine"
I really want a Ned plushie right now
by ig: scarescarescare January 23, 2019
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