greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins

Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins

by Anusley February 19, 2017

Clam Napkin

See "meat curtains"

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"

by Red delicious June 11, 2016

napkin cunt

A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.

Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.

We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.

by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017

coochie napkin

a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.

Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!

by Big fat thickums yk May 17, 2021

urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013

Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.

"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"

by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010