When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
by Anusley February 19, 2017
Get the greasy napkinsmug. "So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
by Red delicious June 11, 2016
Get the Clam Napkinmug. Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.
We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.
We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.
by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017
Get the napkin cuntmug. by Big fat thickums yk May 17, 2021
Get the coochie napkinmug. noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013
Get the urge napkinmug. by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009
Get the Plastic Napkinmug. A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
and
Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010
Get the Napkin Shirtmug.