im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by May 08, 2023

My Dad

Nonexistent

If you are reading this you are My Dad

by Dantina123456 March 07, 2023

My dad

Somebody who loves milk. They love it so much they disappear like EDP445 career

Hey is your dad going to the party

:my dad said he’s getting milk he hasn’t came back for 40 years

by Mydadgone445 November 08, 2022

my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 05, 2019

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021