My dad’s foot

Slang for penis.

Do you want to see my dad’s foot?” as you whip out your Johnson.

by Todisa August 11, 2025

my dad

my dad is unexisting

hey want to see something that is gone my dad

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

my dad

A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.

dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.

"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John

by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024