The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Mustard Tonguemug. I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Mustard Squeezemug. Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.
Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.
by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021
Get the Yellow Mustardingmug. by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015
Get the MUSTARD BEANmug. That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
Get the Porkhole Mustardmug. "We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
Get the Mustard Plugmug. by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
Get the Mustard Mittmug.