Marites

A nickname that is used to call a group of people who gossips about something.

"There are group of Marites gossiping about something.."

by replies November 29, 2022

mrs.muritory

She can be a bitch, but she is a really bad ela teacher, get out of here peasant

Omg it’s Mrs.muritory. Ew

by Noob189390 December 21, 2019

maritimers wishbone

When there are two beer left on the plastic rings of a six pack. It is pulled apart by two people, similar to a thanksgiving turkeys wishbone, who make wishes. The person with the plastic six pack rings left on the beer has their wish come true.

A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.

A frown appeared on Jerry's face, as he held up what was left of the beer.... a maritimers wishbone.

by Scotian April 6, 2011

Maritimes

Maritimes - to the worthless deadbeat Ryan S McNamara - the Maritimes happens to be one of the FEW places in Canada where they happen to speak PROPER UK English. He says hick - most of the rest of Canada in comparison speaks the American English which as the rest of the world knows is the hick English. .... Maritimes can attribute themselves to the fact that their accent in particular is original & authentic. Basically they're not losers who want to be Americans, like a vast majority of Canadians, and speak PROPER English.

Ryan S McNamara is a inbred hick who is not from the Maritimes.

by JamesWolf April 4, 2015

meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00

by Eric Melech March 1, 2005

Meritt

Meritt's can be very confusing. They have a lot of issues but time helps. Step back and give them space. They always look great and worth the wait! Like lasagna, let it cool down before you heat it up again. A lot of upside. Pretty, sexy but stubborn and can be combative. Everyone wants a Meritt!

I'm not sure what to do? Well at least its a Meritt!

I love that sports car, its almost worth a Meritt.

by 2ndtimearound October 21, 2010

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011