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Moses Lake

Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes
Moses Lake is really really really gay
Moses Lake by Braeden Manor April 7, 2008

Moses Moat 

The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.
One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.
Moses Moat by Bad Jew November 30, 2011

Moses Effect 

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
Moses Effect by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016

Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”
*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”
Moses sandles by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

Moses Lake

A stupid Ass town in the middle of washington. no one likes it, but for some reason wen you leaave you wanna come back. its like a black hole. it just forces you back into it somehow with its magical powers. litteraly the only thing fun there is walmart. its where everyone hangs out. its in the middle of no where. and none of the red necks can hear your blood curdling screams of boredom. ENJOY (:
Red Neck1: hey im farming some new corn wanna see cuz thats the only fun thing to do here in moses lake is watch corn grow.

Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole
Moses Lake by Taylorterror August 14, 2009

Moses Mobile

During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.

Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..

You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)

*Your cell rings*

You: Oh sorry I have to take this

Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior

You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one