Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

mort

Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically

wow! what a mort

by juanjuan2007 July 16, 2022

Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

mort

a fine ass instagram groupchat

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!

by mortlover18 January 6, 2022

Mort

Mort a large and repulsive bodily expulsion.

Don't go into the bathroom, I took a rather large mort.

by JD4455 December 22, 2021

Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives

oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing

by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021