Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023

Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

Mort

A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

mort

a fine ass instagram groupchat

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!

by mortlover18 January 6, 2022

Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022