by anonymous48484737 November 20, 2023
Get the Morrison mug.A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
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by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
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by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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Get the Oakley Morrison mug.Person 1: what happened here?
Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
by Jen Bird October 3, 2023
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