Moose

A large, ungainly girl (tall, well built than fat) who appears a bit dumb and/or clutzy, not particulary attractive. Or perhaps a girl who is a bit too big to be completely feminine, like Kimora Lee Simmons. Basically a girl whose physical presence is vaguely reminiscent of that hulking, slow-witted animal, the moose, which lacks the grace of something like a stag.

That girl is a real moose!

by ManofG February 7, 2009

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When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.

I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

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Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!

by QT KT December 3, 2009

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Everyone that has given a definition to this word, including me for wasting my time. Mainly used because of the idiocy received just by seeing all your spelling errors and lack of original usage of the word.

You are a MOOSE stoopid shit shit fucky hell giz moneky girl boy ugly poo poo head.

by Not Yours October 5, 2005

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Moosing

to open hands wide and place thumb on either side of the temple and wiggle fingers. Usually occurs during intercourse when the male wants to add a little spice into the moment.

PLEASE NOTE!!: many women find this quite annoying, only for use infront of mirror when she is about to orgasm!

when you are having intercourse and doing a lady from behind you raise your hands and wiggle... that is moosing

by N0DDY September 30, 2007

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To Moose - a verb used to describe a sexual act in which a man places both thumbs in the anus of a female and spreads his other fingers wide over her butt cheeks. The resulting effect resembles moose antlers.

Pat: "I cant believe you moosed that stripper in the back of the limo"

Jake: "Her ass was in my face the whole time she was giving you head, what else was I suppose to do?"

by the only tigger December 9, 2008

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