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chametz monster

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."
We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.
by Bed time April 14, 2010
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head monster

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"
Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.
by lisagirl April 7, 2003
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Nc Sewer Monster

An all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of North Carolina. His plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they're his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie - watchmen).

His joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. And sewer.
1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: hell yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: hell yaz
by NOT THE NCSEWERMONSTER July 31, 2009
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Monster Wank

The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible
"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."

"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"
by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008
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'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.
The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.
by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007
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monster cookie pinwheel

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel
by quintippio February 9, 2010
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Monsey

A place where religious Bnos Yisroel live. The number one rule is no talking to boys, unless your "family friends." If you are in the mood of "talking to girls" you would go to 7-11. If you get extra lucky you can park your car next to them and honk at them. Also on Motzei Shabbos its mandatory to go to Pomona Pizza.
Person 1: Have you ever been to 7-11?
Person 2: No, im not from Monsey.
Person 1: Aight but you missed good Hock last night
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I parked next to that Bais Yaakov girl everyone talks about
by Chaim (Security) from 7-11 February 28, 2019
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