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Monoboob

A word used to describe boobs of Amazonian war princesses who wanted to cut off their boobs for better performance at battlefields but made a compromise to cut only one side as they had to breastfeed babies. It is an old, traditional custom that goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is often overlooked by commercial businesses that make movies with pretty girls that have both wild tendencies and boobs.
Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?
by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017
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Vagina Monologues

Is a play published by Eve Ensler which apparently incited much disgust and puritanical uproar from approximately 80% of others who 'defined' the term. The veracity of such responses reflects a trend of testosterone laced ignorance which bred to logical fallacies (*please see "I can guarantee anyone that if a man did this, he would be crucified and in jail" excerpt of long winded rant of someone who is angry at vaginas and those how own one/utter such an offensive name - so much so that the first amendment belongs to those with penises or vagina owning mutes (I assume). And I think it must be said that the Romans totally stopped that whole crucifixion thing a long time ago, you drama queen. Lastly, pardon my french but, vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. My critical thinking skills tell me that if you have an irrational fear/hatred of vaginas, that the title, "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" deceptively leads one to believe they are attending "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Catz" or anything not related to monologues (long speeches from one character) about vaginas (vaginas). Ergo your thirst for retaliation at such an injustice (in demanding punishment for such an act within their first amendment rights) would be logical -- on what ever plain of existence you dwell in away from the shared reality of everyone else oh yeah... (noun).
Guy 1: MAN DID YOU SEE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES????

Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.

Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?

Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?
by VaGiNa JuStIcE!!! April 21, 2013
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monojob

A handjob, more specificly when a naked girl sits on you wile giving you a handjob
Here babe, i'll lay here while you give me a monojob
by Bretskii March 30, 2008
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Chief keef (love Sosa monologue)

Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).
Thomas talks to elijah about the chief keef (love Sosa monologue) at fye BEBINATOR practice.
by BEBINATOR January 15, 2019
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Momoko

A Japanese who hates almost everything/everyone.
I sound like Momoko.
by MomokotheWorm May 3, 2010
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Moloko Vellocet

Moloko Vellocet is combination of words that comprise a beverage in European countries. Moloko means "milk" in Nadsat and Russian languages. Vellocet is a slang term for what ever type of amphetamine is available to be added to the milk at the time. This could be any number of amphetamines but LSD and PCP are most common. If ordered today in many underground clubs, Moloko Vellocet in short means "Drug Milk".
I went to the bartender and ordered Moloko Vellocet. He knew what I meant.
by Sqitso August 22, 2008
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Monobop

An energy drink needed to bring yourself back to life after a night of reckless endangerment and brain damage.
ohhh uhh ohhh monobop...need... I
by Carpet Farm February 14, 2009
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