Mong

Some jack ass who likes to wear plaid reversible shorts, and wears a thong. Man + thong= Mong Synonym: Jeff

Dude, where did you get your Mong?
Jeff, you look so sexy in your Mong!

by Naughty nellie July 14, 2011

mong

A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*

by shish-kebab July 4, 2009

!MONG!

!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.

Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)

by Senzuri Brooks November 22, 2007

monged

We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged

'Marias cafe has monged me'.

by aaron July 9, 2004

mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011

mong

a male thong

The dude looked gay in that mong.

by bobafett421 July 3, 2011

train mong

People who travel on trains and are utterly oblivious to anyone or anything in their immediate vicinity. They annoy all the time just by being in the same carriage and frankly should be culled.

Who the fuck is making all the noise licking crisp salts off their fingers? Oh yea, it's another fucking train mong.

by Ow See April 19, 2018