brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009

mondo

To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.

Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.

by osujoe June 13, 2011

mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

Mondo

SEXY AS HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
the most amazing, sexy, dtf, smart person you will ever meet and he has a big .............................. BRAIN GET YO MIND OUT THE GUTTER.

Mondo is sooooooooo fine

by hejdjgosxh January 10, 2022

Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".

Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.

by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011

Mondo

Somone who has a huge crush on ling

I have aids lol

your such a mondo

by average al April 20, 2021