Bangers and Mash

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.

"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

mash

This is the terminology used for someone to give use for a gun.

DRAW FOR DA MASH......
Draw for the gun

by $HIF7AR May 28, 2005

mash head

1) a playfull insult between friends
2) a person who gets really horribly drunk on a regular basis

1) shaun, pick it up ya mash head!
2) Johny Mase stop drinking you mash head!

by BaBs February 9, 2004

manshake

A very masculine handshake, using a lumberjack-strength squeeze and a swift, firm up and down pumping action.

My goodness Gerald, you have just crushed the bones in my hand to the point where I'll never be able to use it again. Now that's a manshake!

by Gerald Nieboer October 29, 2007

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009

mash

Has multi definitions
1) -military- Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. Also TV show of same name.

2) -drugs- To smoke yourself into a state of near unconciousness

3) -UK Slang- Mashed potato's

4) -Urban street slang- To destroy, mangle, wreck.

1) He served in a mash unit in Korea

2) Tonight I'm gonna get mashed

3) 'Give us a bash at the bangers and mash like me mother used to make' (old music hall song)

4) He dissed me so I mash him up bad.

by black flag June 20, 2004

MASH

Mash means to have sex

i wanna mash tonight

by Zainah January 7, 2006