mercasou

A unique carnivorous mammal that can be found deep in the western suburbs of Illinois. Characterized by a rough, spiky exterior and its ability to impersonate other mammals like it which it does due to a feeling of inferiority and lack of self-confidence. The male mercasou is near extinction due to its innate characteristic that repels its female species.

The other day National Geographic had a special on the mercasou...did you know that it is actually white on the outside but black on the inside?

by Skinny face August 15, 2008

Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010

ping merchant

A person whose sole basis of winning is dependent on their superior internet connection. Lacking any real skill in the game, simply relying on Ethernet connection to win.

Wow I can’t take Chauncey’s wall ever! He really is a ping merchant!

Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!

by get_got February 15, 2022

checkdown merchant

A quarterback that has a tendency to only hand out checkdown throws (quick, short passes to open receivers). Good defining characteristics are typically either averaging less than ten yards per completed pass, or 3-6 air yards per attempt.

Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!

Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.

by Brok With No C January 21, 2023

Urban Dictionary Merchandise

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.

You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

Merchants Guild

The undeterredcultists, following the lectures of the deity called "SsethTzeentach". It will grow by time and ruin the world economy by donating every bit of money to their divine lord.

A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild...

by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021

tap in merchant

(verb) - when ronaldo scores goals in 2021 for manchester united

Noah: Look, Penchester United is losing to young boys, 2-1.

Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!

Noah: OOOpahhh!

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 14, 2021