shitty minute

when you are tired of using the word "fucking" you say shitty. So instead of saying wait a fucking minute you would just use the word "shitty"

"Just wait a shitty minute!!" screamed Kari.

by KyleK April 2, 2008

Three minute egg

Refers to an egg that is soft boiled.
An insult used to refer to an individual as being soft, usualy in a physical manor.

A: "Hey Dave i wouldn't piss that dude off if i were you"
B: "naa, he's a three minute egg"

A: "im gonna take your f***ing lips of and show em' to ya"
B: "in ya' dreams ya' three minute egg"

by nomskilight May 23, 2010

Icy Mitt

To give an individual of the opposite sex the cold shoulder or stiff arm or in any circumstance ignoring that person.

That muffintop at the disco kept throwing her ass into me, so I gave her the icy mitt and walked away.

by flopshernandez July 3, 2011

5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

by Upstairsdragon August 9, 2016

Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

Pigeon's Minute

Conducting one's self in a manner that is shameful, disgusting, or below normal standards in a very short amount of time.

Stephanie is going to resemble a blimp because she ate that pizza in a Pigeon's Minute!

by Scout_Productions July 25, 2017