mister struggle

lol if you struggle with anything Christian girls won't want you

"can you come shopping with me"
man-"sorry i am a bit behind on the bible, im struggling wiht the whole moses bit"
"oh you're struggling?"
man-"no no not like mister struggle"
*wife leaves*

by hmmhmhm May 31, 2020

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the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

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To mister-produce; To mister-produce something: A verb that describes the very professional and sophisticated (technical) management required during A Emergency Meeting.

Comes from the noun"Mister Producer" , which has been the same person in every known case:

Sir Andrew Tate (the Top G).

"Yo bro, have you seen the recent emergency meeting?"

"yeah man, It was mister-produced flawlessly !"

"FAX! I wish I could mister-produce like that."

by NVBJP June 15, 2023

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Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021

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Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019

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Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.

Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'

by Elbow grease May 9, 2010

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