mental

when something is absolutely insane, or just down right gnar.

That barrel was straight up mental

by Jote September 30, 2005

mental reply

When you receive an email and compose a reply in your head but don't actually type and send it.

Deepa: Why didn't you respond to my email?
Eric: I did--you didn't get it?
Deepa: No. When did you send it?
Eric: (checking sent items) Oh, I guess I never did. It must have been a mental reply.

by Jim Kudrik March 24, 2009

Mantash

A verb meaning 'to change your mind abruptly'. Coined from a South African Politician "Gwede Mantash", who suddenly changed his political position within a weekend.

I was to divorce my wife but then I mantashed

by MH'_ April 13, 2017

mental gymnastics

a slang term for the mental ability that can be very effective in dealing with cognitive dissonance

A Bible researcher can do mental gymnastics to convince himself the timbers he found in a snowy Russian mountain were remains of Noah's Ark.

by robbie38903849 June 18, 2008

Mental Break-down

Most of the time you act like you are fine, there is nothing bothering you...then...You just start crying and crying and you feel like the hole world has turned and starting fighting you. And you just totally lash out with emotion! You can't stop......It's hell for anyone around while it happens
....OR....
In side your mind you are crying, screaming,and just.....you just can't take it any more....

Your best friend has past on in a car accident and you are totally sad and crushed because they were the only person you could talk to about your emotions with......Later....you just have flown to your Vaca home and are ready to enjoy your 2 month vaca and you get a call...
Boss you hate: We need you here, and if you don't come in 2 hours I will fire you..

In your head...
You in your head: I just and I mean JUST landed at my vaca home and I have to fly back to my sucky work!!!! When I should be here with my best friend but they past on!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!
In rl:

You physically: Cry, scream, and Mental break-down

by Tryin to tell the truth July 3, 2018

Mental virginity

The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.

Dude they think that sex ed teaches us a heck of a lot of stuff we didn't know, but the truth is, we lost our mental virginity a while back.

Totally dude.

*high five

by Universe24 August 7, 2011

Mental dating

Dating a celebrity whom you have a huge crush on in your head since you do not stand a chance to actually date him/her. Tweeting numerously at the particular celebrity's account to get his/her attention is the best way to know if one is mentally dating a celebrity.

- So wassup with you? You married or something?
- No. but I'm mental dating a celebrity.

by Mas Swagengen September 28, 2011