To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
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Used as a reply to any situation when you find a connection between your brain and someone else's.
Comes standard with a pretty egotistic tone; implying that your brain is somehow awesomified because an idea you had was just beat into existence a couple 'seconds earlier. Also implies that the one who says it is slightly slower with their thoughts or self-confidence than the one who it was said to.
Used as a reply to any situation when you find a connection between your brain and someone else's.
Comes standard with a pretty egotistic tone; implying that your brain is somehow awesomified because an idea you had was just beat into existence a couple 'seconds earlier. Also implies that the one who says it is slightly slower with their thoughts or self-confidence than the one who it was said to.
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Symptoms include:
Speaking in unison without intention.
Thinking of the same thing at the same time.
Telepathic communication.
Symptoms include:
Speaking in unison without intention.
Thinking of the same thing at the same time.
Telepathic communication.
Two people are walking down the side of the road when they pass Julia Roberts.
they both say: "I've heard she's a cunt..."
One says. "We are such mindmates!"
they both say: "I've heard she's a cunt..."
One says. "We are such mindmates!"
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Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
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