milk

something your dad was looking for 15 years

Hey dad, where is the milk?

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 17, 2021

Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

by I'm an acohalauc February 2, 2020

Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022

Milk

What you need

he need some milk- okay I’m sorry

by GuyThatLikesWater June 18, 2020

Milk

Water, but different

Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.

by The real milkman January 14, 2020

Milk

Rids potion effects such as jump boost or potion of harming.

You drank milk in Minecraft

by OwU UwO August 30, 2020

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022