Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

by I'm an acohalauc February 2, 2020

The Milk

The Milk is an entity that made out with your dad. Thats why he never came back lol.

My name is The Milk

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022

Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 4, 2023

Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

Milk

Its what dad likes to get

dad got milk last night but never came back

by NightFall147 October 23, 2019

milk

something that dads can not resist, they love it so much that they leave their wife's, children, friends, family and pets to get this item, you could say it makes them hanker sore. in some rare cases he wil come back but very rarely

dude, my dad left to get milk.

by Daddy is hard May 17, 2020