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Milan

FUCKING BITCH
I hate Milan fucking Marino, she’s the worst person to ever be around. Yes, my mind was changed for a bit but now it’s all back to what it was. PURE HATRED. I just hate her with all my guts, if you ever see a Milan, Tall, Brown hair, Beautiful eyes. BEWARE LADIES AND GENTS… you’ve gotten trouble headed your way.
That girl was such a Milan the other day, I might have to block her :/
by Shush’s haha November 22, 2021
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Milan

Holy fuck, Milan why are you naked
by Brayden duphry November 23, 2021
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Milan

The biggest pussy slayer ever, has a dick thats bigger than jupiter and saturn combined, he is a giga chad and better than andrija
Milan is so hot
by EsaDroga September 19, 2022
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milan

she's always a fake ass bitch, no matter how nice you are, she is extremely annoying and probably has schizophrenia! she will have delusions constantly and you will have to deal with her when she's drunk ! get rid of her while you can :)
omg no wonder everyone hates milan
by fuckmilan June 26, 2023
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Milan Goonpoot

A really smelly guy who love tikka masala and has a home country that is sinking and like metallica a little too much.
Bro look its that chocolate brownie Milan Goonpoot
by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025
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Milan

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Milan your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.
Oh, how I love Milan. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
Milan makes my heart melt
by CODENAME:KOBE January 29, 2020
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Milan

A girl with a fatass and a pretty face.
godly Milan’s butt is big.
by miimii November 19, 2023
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