Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.
by thedrunkriders April 05, 2024
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Midwest Advantage

When you grew up in the Midwest on food you thought was a 10/10 but then you left and it turns out that food was a 4/10 and now you genuinely enjoy places that other people think are mid
“You ordered sushi at Al’s Pancake World? That must have been horrible.”
“Actually, I’ve got the Midwest Advantage, it was amazing!”
by biggest z January 27, 2024
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Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome
Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike
by wendytorrance October 18, 2019
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Album by Chappell Roan. Includes songs about general love, lesbian love, queer acceptance, and others. Bangers all around, no skips.
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is such a great album!"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"
by randominusII August 04, 2024
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Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.
What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.
by blackstardust December 31, 2023
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Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)
Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 06, 2025
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midwest request

Repeatedly asking for a favor without actually making the request; usually in a passive aggressive manner
Me: my mom is midwest requesting me to come over this weekend to help her move.
Friend: how many times has she texted you about it?

Me: FORTY
by jay-kray November 08, 2017
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