Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.

Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.

by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024

Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023

Midwest Bounce

Occurs when a volleyball player swings at a ball low seam directly into the block. The ball will generally go straight down on his own side of the court, bouncing with such force and velocity that it breaks the plane of the volleyball net at its maximum height.

George Smith had a highlight Midwest bounce last night, stopping John Keena from winning the match on the final swing in set 5.

by FrogJumpVball March 30, 2021

midwest medium

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018

Midwest Fuckhead

These fuckers from da Midwest dumb fuckin shit head retares

You damn Midwest fuckhead joe Biden is gay

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Midwest RipRyder

Group of friends in Nebraska Who choose not to be affiliated with a gang but are together because of there dead friends and family.

" i am a midwest RipRyder I choose this group of people because color or boundries me nothing to me!"

by kasper the friendly ghost November 20, 2009

Midwest Princess

A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.

Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.

by ShutupSitdown June 22, 2022